My Christmas and New Year Wishes

Dear God, which one is more likely to achieve? =p

1. Thesis pass and confirm to graduate before March 2012
2. Gross income grow double next year
3. Parents going to church with me
4. Own either Ipad 3, Samsung Galaxy Tab, Kindle fire or Blackberry
5. World peace!
6. Less global warming
7. Change government
8. Cook better than my husband
9. Less cracking sounds from my joints
10. Have baby!