Looking for helper!

Who is interested to work with me in the hospital? I need a hand to help me collect sample when i am away to uni for my molecular works. My colleague is going to leave in 2 weeks time, i shall return to my usual working hours, sit in the office to wait for patient to come and get sample. That isn't a good thing for me, from my 6 months experience i can tell that patient just don't come if you purposely wait for them, they will only come when you are away (to uni, while picnic or while you're sleeping)!!! My nightmare will be back again, because i can be called anytime when i am running the gel. Ok, what should i do? Of cause is to take out my car key and rush to GH (30-40 mins drive) from uni. If i don't go GH immediately, patient won't be given any medication while waiting for me to collect the blood (he will die!). If i go just like that, leaving my gel or any lab work abandoned there, do you think it is possible? And sometimes i even worry that i may run into an accident or caught by police, because i ever break my record to reach GH from uni in 20 mins time just because of the patient! That's my situation now. Who can help me?

I can tell you all the benefits working with me:

1. I am friendly and helpful. My colleague only work here for 1.5 months (while helping me spin blood, most of her time is to prepare her own proposal to do Masters in somewhere else), i still share all the knowledge i have in that project to her.
   
2. I won't discriminate, jealous any race, gender, age group of people.
   
3. I am honest, and i won't backstab anyone.
   
4. I can give you snacks, homemade bakeries and fruits from home, sometime
   

And some benefits working in hospital just like me:

1. You can have an exciting life
   
2. You can learn many things, even you are just here for 1.5 months
   
3. You can access to doctors and nurses so easily, and if you have heart attack, no need to wait for ambulance, because the cardiologist is just next door of you
   
4. You have a chance to travel and to attend workshop/conference (government is very kind to give training for the staff)
   
5. You can know many people
   
6. You can have tea time anytime
   
7. You can have free masks and free Influenza vaccine here
   

Lastly, i am serious, whoever of your friends/colleagues/relatives, who are in Kuching looking for temporary RA job. Please contact me, really. Thanks!